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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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