ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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