ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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