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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 15 DECEMBER 2006
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
  2. Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
  3. Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
  4. You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
  5. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
  6. Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
  7. Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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