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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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