ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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