ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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