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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
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- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
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