ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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