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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 27 NOVEMBER 2007
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
  2. "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
  3. You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
  4. Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
  5. There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
  6. Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
  7. Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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