ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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