ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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