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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 1 JANUARY 2008
Quality family time:
everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by the same algorithm.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
  2. Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
  3. Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
  4. The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
  5. Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
  6. Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
  7. Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…

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