ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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