ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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