ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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