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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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