ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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