ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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