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You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
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- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
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- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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