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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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