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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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