ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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