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The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
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