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You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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