ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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