ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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