ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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