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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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