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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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