ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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