ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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