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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
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- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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