ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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