ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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