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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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