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You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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