ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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