ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They're taking time away from social media.
You know because they posted about it eleven times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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