ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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