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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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