ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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