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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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