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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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