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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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