ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Running clears your head.
Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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