ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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