ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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