ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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