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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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